February 2012
oh no i have give me everything stuck in my head...
oh no last time this happened it lasted four days
oh no
Eileen Wong: tina i just asked kenny what happened at quicklys
Eileen Wong: and if it happened quickly
Eileen Wong: oh god
Eileen Wong: kristina
Eileen Wong: i just told kenny
Eileen Wong: that he had to come to taiwan
Eileen Wong: because the guys here are so great
tinatoyalater: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Eileen Wong: i meant to send it to you
Eileen Wong: oh god
i don't want to sleep
i have chinese class in roughly four hours
time to do math
i think it'd be great if i could play water polo
once i was explaining to my cousin about how i was really bad at any sports that included balls
and you know when you’re bad at something, let’s say piano, you can say “i suck at piano”, and i accidentally said “i suck at balls”, and my cousin giggled forever at that
ha
ha ha ha
no
shut up birds
do you want to be parrot soup?
every time they start to sing my aunt asks me if i’ve been abusing them
no
i had hot chocolate today from 7/11 and it was...
“Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.”
– Robert Downey Jr. (via johnny-cupcake)
can i have a six pack
or just abs
i like abs
sometimes i think the perfect solution would be to revert to not caring like before. then things would be very very simple and i wouldn’t spend time thinking about things like this. but then i remember that i can’t care selectively, i can only entirely not care or entirely care, so if i start not caring then i’ll end up not caring about the entire situation and the people...
hey you think my mom will let me go scuba diving?
no?
me neither man.
me neither.
carlicrocker:
Anonymous asked: I saw your name and had to do it. || What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? | Make me one with everything. | The master pays for the $3 hot dog with a $20 and wait for the change-- "Don't you owe me some change?" | "No, change must come from within."
chocolate covered pomegranates are really good
i thought i’d just mention that
because they’re really really good
Anonymous asked: [Racism warning.] What do you call a woman with only one leg? || Eileen. | What do you call an Asian woman with only one leg? || Irene.
i'm sorry i promise i will limit this to one post...
LOL SIKE i’m making a post like this every year bitch
i really try to not get emotionally attached to things or people or anything in general and i try not to make seemingly unnecessary connections between irrelevant things and i try not to make a big deal out of things but swim season of freshman year was like the boyfriend i fell the hardest for and lost my virginity to or something and...
