January 2012
i was about to make a possibly very stupid...
and then i reminded myself it was 4:35am and any decision made right now would be extremely unwise
ok i had to type ‘extremely’ three times
it was like
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what's the difference between a jew and a boy...
the boy scout comes back from camp alive
who's online at this time?
i need more people to follow
sometimes i think hey it’d be pretty cool if we were all just really straightforward especially in relationships between family members or friends or more than friends so then we’d all be really clear on the expectations set by others and then we could all work towards those expectations and make everybody happy and then i realize that there are so many flaws in what seemed like a...
i don't understand
i only have one asian teacher
the rest are white
i’m not trying to be racist
but i’m pretty sure these teachers don’t have important family chinese new year celebrations to attend
there is only so much relaxing you can do
can you update my grades please
you’re white
please
if i can spend 3 days writing my papers and perfecting them and dubbing them eileensonson...
the only reason why people have an issue with...
now now, don’t get mad :3 these are just my opinions and they will have no direct effect on your life whatsoever
i assume that everybody’s heard this lecture before but i have no idea why it hasn’t taken effect at all
(this is only directed specifically towards people that blame their bad grades on lack of motivation. towards people that just don’t try and wonder why...
luckyshirt: 21 Reasons Why The English Language... →
luckyshirt:
by Sheetr
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the…
no, you see, this is why the english language is full of brilliant beautiful puns
: have you heard the joke about "no" and "me neither"?
: no
: ME NEITHER HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH
herpesmonkey:
iamjonwalker-jonwalkerisme:
ohio-is4-lovers:
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
People who are genuinely nice to everyone
Teach me your ways
Actually no I don’t want to learn your ways but damn I don’t know how you people do it
THE YEAR 2758
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
why didn't i remember my password...
i am driving myself crazy i just want to see my grades that’s all i care about omg i miss studying i feel like i’m wasting my time and that i really should start studying bio because i have to take sat bio by the end of this year and i want a nice bio textbook
oh my god this place has completely fucked me over
i want to study
oh my god i love sex ray vision so much
oh my god
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
anti-jokes:
Because he was hit by a bus.
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
anti-jokes:
We are both lawyers.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs...
anti-jokes:
I don’t know, but that sounds like a highly improbably circumstance.
What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac...
anti-jokes:
They were my friends.
Why did the black man buy three boxes of condoms?
anti-jokes:
Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.
How do you make a plumber cry?
anti-jokes:
You kill his family.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
anti-jokes:
Where’s my tractor?
one night around chinese new year my parents got...
and they gave me like 10 usd for every relative i had
and i have like. 11 cousins. 6 aunts. and an uncle. and they’re all married. so yknow.
so i asked my cousin
hey cousin what’s the difference between santa and a jew
santa goes down the chimney not up
and then he told his art teacher
who was a jew
smh cousin
smh