February 2012
sometimes i think the perfect solution would be to revert to not caring like before. then things would be very very simple and i wouldn’t spend time thinking about things like this. but then i remember that i can’t care selectively, i can only entirely not care or entirely care, so if i start not caring then i’ll end up not caring about the entire situation and the people...
hey you think my mom will let me go scuba diving?
no?
me neither man.
me neither.
carlicrocker:
Anonymous asked: I saw your name and had to do it. || What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? | Make me one with everything. | The master pays for the $3 hot dog with a $20 and wait for the change-- "Don't you owe me some change?" | "No, change must come from within."
chocolate covered pomegranates are really good
i thought i’d just mention that
because they’re really really good
Anonymous asked: [Racism warning.] What do you call a woman with only one leg? || Eileen. | What do you call an Asian woman with only one leg? || Irene.
i'm sorry i promise i will limit this to one post...
LOL SIKE i’m making a post like this every year bitch
i really try to not get emotionally attached to things or people or anything in general and i try not to make seemingly unnecessary connections between irrelevant things and i try not to make a big deal out of things but swim season of freshman year was like the boyfriend i fell the hardest for and lost my virginity to or something and...
The worst thing about swimming
blairosaurusrex:
Is being alone with your thoughts
but sometimes it’s the best thing too
SWIM SEASON HAS BEGUN AND I'M NOT THERE
FUCK
Anonymous asked: Well darn. || [Racism warning.] "I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people!"
NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT'S WRONG
Anonymous asked: [Racism warning.] How many Mexicans does it take to screw a light bulb? || Juan.
cousin: hey cousin so you don't run right
me: yup
cousin: but you're fine in the water right
me: yup
cousin: so if it rains do you run really fast
me:
cousin:
me:
cousin: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Anonymous asked: [Insensitivity warning.] What's the difference between black people and cancer? || Cancer can get Jobs.
my tummy
it hurts
