June 2010
Everyone wants this, everyone wants that, everyone...
Everyone is a lot of people you know.
Most of the time, I’m not even included in everyone.
:(
no actually what I mean is shut the fuck up three people is not everyone
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“The ones that love us never really leave us.”
– Sirius Black (via truthwithoutlies)
sometimes, I hate it when I'm right.
(via jiminycrickets-conscience)
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hi
Off smells good.
May 2010
Him.
truthwithoutlies:
It seems to me as if almost every girl I know has that one guy that they always talk about. You look through their Tumblrs, all those posts. They’re all dedicated to him. Scroll through their iPod, all these love songs. Directed to him. Why do some posts get reblogged over and over again? Because a lot of people relate to it, because a lot of people have that one guy that...
i reread our chats all the time.
(via kindofperfect)
Memorial Day Weekend,
And I get to go camping. Yay?
I’d really much rather sit on my lazy ass the whole weekend and just click click scroll and Tumblr.
For some reason, my queue doesn’t work, so I won’t be posting. I know most people don’t really care, when I see posts like this I’m just like ok cool story bro you can leave now.
HAVE A NICE WEEKEND
I’LL JUST GO GET EATEN BY...
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day 2--your least favorite song.
Bleeding Love and Hey There Delilah.
funnitrash: who the hell is ______?
funnitrash: hello?
funnitrash: hello?
killlthespare: hi.
killlthespare: there are a lot of things I could say
killlthespare: to answer that question
killlthespare: but I am
killlthespare: going to
killlthespare: keep
killlthespare: my
killlthespare: mouth
killlthespare: shut
killlthespare: like
killlthespare: a
killlthespare: good
killlthespare: kid.
killlthespare: :-D
funnitrash: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????
funnitrash: you meanie
killlthespare: because
killlthespare: you are a jealous boy
funnitrash: no
killlthespare: and there are things you do not need to know.
funnitrash: he doesnt live here
funnitrash: so i cant kill him
killlthespare: I know that.
killlthespare: LOL
killlthespare: STILL
funnitrash: wait
funnitrash: what
funnitrash: why shouldnt i know?
killlthespare: it is extra information
killlthespare: that should remain unknown.
funnitrash: whaaaa
funnitrash: i dont like you very much anymore
funnitrash: curiosity
funnitrash: kills me
funnitrash: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
killlthespare: LOL
killlthespare: OMG
killlthespare: SAME HERE
killlthespare: curiosity kills me all the time
killlthespare: I'm just like
killlthespare: QQ I'M GOING TO DIE IF I DON'T FIND OUT
funnitrash: well
funnitrash: then we are in the same boat
funnitrash: tell mah
killlthespare: I shouldn't.
funnitrash: tell me
funnitrash: tell me
funnitrash: i have the whole 3 day
funnitrash: weekend to brood
funnitrash: so itll be all good
killlthespare: LOL
killlthespare: YEEE
killlthespare: PACKING
killlthespare: I actually like packing
killlthespare: I don't know anyone that actually likes packing
killlthespare: I have to go camping this weekend...
killlthespare: idk if it's a good or a bad thing :-(
funnitrash: lol
funnitrash: dude i love camping
killlthespare: I do too
funnitrash: but HEY
funnitrash: tell me
killlthespare: I LOVE MARSHMALLOWS.
funnitrash: pl0x
killlthespare: I hate bananas though
killlthespare: bananas are disgusting
funnitrash: imma shit brix if you dont tell me
funnitrash: lol
killlthespare: my mom used to make banana splits
killlthespare: and wrap them up in foil
funnitrash: i feel gay when i eat bananas
killlthespare: and put them over a ..
funnitrash: :3
killlthespare: o_o
killlthespare: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
killlthespare: LOL
funnitrash: but anyways
killlthespare: LOLOLOLOLOL
killlthespare: cool story bro
funnitrash: back to the point
killlthespare: OMG
killlthespare: A FRUITSICLE
funnitrash: tell me
killlthespare: IT'S A FRUITSICLE
killlthespare: A FRUIT POPSICLE
funnitrash: hey beotch
funnitrash: tell me
killlthespare: IS CALLED A FRUITSICLE
killlthespare: !!!!!!!!
funnitrash: guess what!
killlthespare: damn you're not easily distracted ;(
funnitrash: guess what!\
funnitrash: guess what?!
funnitrash: hey reply
funnitrash: hello?
killlthespare: hello!
killlthespare: how are you today?
killlthespare: I'm fine, how about you?
funnitrash: what the fuck?
killlthespare: well, I have a really bad stomach cramp
funnitrash: lol period
killlthespare: maybe it's because I haven't eaten for awhile
funnitrash: pms
funnitrash: me too
funnitrash: im cramping
killlthespare: and I also have to pack for camping!
funnitrash: pmsing too hard
killlthespare: OH, CAMPING, CRAMPING, JOY.
funnitrash: hey stop avoiding it
funnitrash: gawd dammit
killlthespare: I am not avoiding anything
killlthespare: dude
killlthespare: you know
killlthespare: once I had a dream
killlthespare: about being stranded
killlthespare: on a beach
killlthespare: with a talking helicopter.
funnitrash: ok im not talking to you
funnitrash: till you say it
killlthespare: oh
killlthespare: that sucks :-(
killlthespare: okay then :-(
killlthespare: :-(
funnitrash: HAHA no im serious
funnitrash: tell me
funnitrash: tell me
killlthespare: but
killlthespare: it would be bad.
funnitrash: tell me
funnitrash: tell me
funnitrash: tell me
funnitrash: tell me
funnitrash: tell me
funnitrash: tell me
funnitrash: tell me
funnitrash: tell me
funnitrash: tell me
funnitrash: tell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell me
funnitrash: tell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell metell me
killlthespare: OKAY
killlthespare: FINE
killlthespare: I'LL TELL YOU.
funnitrash: lol
funnitrash: :-)
funnitrash: i love you
killlthespare: he's my lover :')
funnitrash: oh
funnitrash: fuck you
funnitrash: i hate you
killlthespare: HAHAHAHAH
I love when a random act become a part of every...
(via simplysierra)
I'm a movie talker. I confess. ;_____________;
(via sexiibluedino)
Melissa we need to watch a movie together.
"I hope we can still stay friends."
tin-cansoup:
There are very VERY few counterarguments to what I’m about to say, but this pretty much accounts for the majority of the population that has to go through this.
It’s kind of funny in that ironic sickening way to know this truth. When a guy and a girl go through a breakup and all, they stop loving each other, etc: There’s that one line that is bound to pop up. “I hope we can stay...
I've always wondered what you think when you see...
tin-cansoup:
Sure there’s that, “Oh I should say,’Hi.’”
But do you feel the need to not look at me? Do you think of things to say? Do you think, I need to avoid her.
Do you feel emptiness, or that stabbing feeling of distance? Do you feel content where we are? Do you think about what we had?
I do.
PMSing is not an adjective for being stupid,...
xxfeeshlove:
You don’t fucking use “Damn, Mr.——- must’ve been PMS’ing, he gave us hella homework!”.
It doesn’t make you cool when you assume that anybody who’s a bit sensitive is on their period.
It just doesn’t.
Especially when you say that someone is PMS’ing cause they’re being unfair.
Maybe they just don’t like you. Ever considered that?
Anyways.
Watch your mouth next time you toss out...
“The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side.”
– Scott Westerfeld (via somethingintellectual)
I want high heels.
So I can be tall.
NO I AM NOT ALREADY TALL
You can always be taller than 5’7”
Plus, when everyone gets their heels, they will be MY HEIGHT.
So I would like high heels even though I cannot walk in them
so I can be taller than everybody else per usual.
And maybe I can finally be 5’9” :’)
“Impossible is not a word, it’s just a reason, for someone not to try.”
– Kutless, from “What Faith Can Do” (via burningatmidnight)
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truthwithoutlies:
I just want to want to live again, instead of being being alive just cuz I’m not dead, waking up in the morning just to get through another day. I have no motivation at all. Almost everything is meaningless to me. There is nothing I live for, and I have no goals. You could say that the reason I’m not even trying is because I’m afraid of failure, but I think that’s just an...
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“To hurt is as human as to breathe.”
– Albus Dumbledore (via truthwithoutlies)
Why don't you like your life?
-angel:
Lot of reasons.
put h8 here
“The books will be around for decades to come which makes me wonder if in 30...”
– Daniel Radcliffe (via emmielovegood) (via everythingharrypotter)
Hahah.
heartbeatsinme:
jumpthenfall-:
So I get on facebook and read this:
“ just heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children’s iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.”
dancingonsunshine:
There is no limit to the amount of clever things one can think up. Oh how I wish I was one of them.
overanalyzeme:
nola-darling:
I want your waffles, I want your bacon you and me could eat a bad breakfast
Did you know that you were born naked?
Oh, the wonders of the world.
fuckyeahcrystaljiao:
It’s still a bit saddening, really. Kind of sudden. I don’t know what to do; this only made things even more complicated.
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"It is the end."
NO DANIEL RADCLIFFE
IT IS NOT THE END
THERE IS A REPLAY BUTTON FOR A REASON.
AND DO YOU THINK THE BOOKS JUST DISAPPEAR WHEN THERE ARE NO MORE MOVIES TO BE MADE?
AND I BET YOU FIFTY YEARS FROM NOW WHEN YOU ARE ALL OLD AND WRINKLY, PEOPLE WILL REMAKE THE HARRY POTTER MOVIES.
SO YOU ARE WRONG
AND I AM RIGHT
BECAUSE IT IS NOT THE END.
“I will be devastated. There is nothing I watch without it triggering a series of...”
– Daniel Radcliffe (via fafafab) (via fuckyeahhptrio)
follow if you like depressing pessimistic kids... →
ASSUME.
jebkintotchi:
Assume - make an ASS outof U and ME. Gettit?
