connorlovesyou: are yummy i think this kid’s pretty interesting
i’ve been listening to hedwig’s theme on repeat for the past hour i don’t really know why happy birthday harry/jk rowling
laksjdhfg09: Umbrige- Tell me Sorting Hat are you team Edward or team Jacob? Sorting Hat- Im team Dumbledore! Umbrige- What? Dumbledore ant a fictional charater!
Umbridge: Getdem! Getdem! Ahh, forget dem, we'll getdem later! Dementors! I order you to kiss Sirius Black!
Harry Potter: The only one who is going to kiss Sirius is me.
Ron Weasley: And me.
Hermione Granger: And me.
Draco Malfoy: And me.
Yaxley: ...And I'll kiss him too...
The crocodile ate my parents.
Ron Weasley: Hey man, that's a wicked headband!
Harry Potter: Yeah, I wear it to cover this nasty scar I got when I was a baby. Me and my parents were in a car, and they crashed. Into a crocodile. The crocodile ate my parents. Then he took out a knife and gave me this scar.
i hate when i see this post and it’s just like all the people that reblogged are all like :’( i cried and then i read the long paragraphs and i’m just like ._______. and then i feel really bad for not crying or having any emotion at all while reading that post -.-
Harry, I am homeless.
Harry Potter: You know, instead of going back the Dursleys, I was wondering, maybe I could stay with you!
Sirius Black: Harry, I am homeless.
People who say, "yah I'm almost there" and haven't...
You're ridiculous. Ludicrous. Nonsensical.
simplysierra: I wonder if you can hear yourself as you speak.
I hate when you ask a question, and it goes...
woops i made my sister cry my bad
Sometimes, I feel like I'm a one legged person in...
The answer is to shoot the bastard and walk away.– Joshua Ho
justtlisten: Ohkay what the fuck am I supposed to say when someone asks me if I’m sick when I’m not wearing eyeliner!? ”Oh no, I am not sick I’m just not wearing makeup today. But hey, thanks for the compliment dear friend!” “The answer is to shoot the bastard and walk away.”
WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW ON MY...
yourhorcrux: peeves: i hate my nose i don’t need my nose no one needs a nose harry disagrees. voldemort can have my nose
I CAN'T FIND MY PANTS
TIME TO PANIC