August 2010
July 2010
ducks
connorlovesyou:
are yummy
i think this kid’s pretty interesting
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i’ve been listening to hedwig’s theme on repeat for the past hour
i don’t really know why
happy birthday harry/jk rowling
laksjdhfg09:
Umbrige- Tell me Sorting Hat are you team Edward or team Jacob? Sorting Hat- Im team Dumbledore! Umbrige- What? Dumbledore ant a fictional charater!
And me.
Umbridge: Getdem! Getdem! Ahh, forget dem, we'll getdem later! Dementors! I order you to kiss Sirius Black!
Harry Potter: The only one who is going to kiss Sirius is me.
Ron Weasley: And me.
Hermione Granger: And me.
Draco Malfoy: And me.
Yaxley: ...And I'll kiss him too...
The crocodile ate my parents.
Ron Weasley: Hey man, that's a wicked headband!
Harry Potter: Yeah, I wear it to cover this nasty scar I got when I was a baby. Me and my parents were in a car, and they crashed. Into a crocodile. The crocodile ate my parents. Then he took out a knife and gave me this scar.
i hate when i see this post and it’s just like
all the people that reblogged are all like
:’( i cried
and then i read the long paragraphs
and i’m just like
._______.
and then i feel really bad for not crying or having any emotion at all while reading that post
-.-
Harry, I am homeless.
Harry Potter: You know, instead of going back the Dursleys, I was wondering, maybe I could stay with you!
Sirius Black: Harry, I am homeless.
People who say, "yah I'm almost there" and haven't...
(via ohbabyitsnatalie)
You're ridiculous. Ludicrous. Nonsensical.
simplysierra:
I wonder if you can hear yourself as you speak.
I hate when you ask a question, and it goes...
(via simplysierra)
woops i made my sister cry
my bad
Sometimes, I feel like I'm a one legged person in...
(via unfunnyurl)
The answer is to shoot the bastard and walk away.
– Joshua Ho
justtlisten:
Ohkay what the fuck am I supposed to say when someone asks me if I’m sick when I’m not wearing eyeliner!? ”Oh no, I am not sick I’m just not wearing makeup today. But hey, thanks for the compliment dear friend!”
“The answer is to shoot the bastard and walk away.”
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WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW ON MY...
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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yourhorcrux:
peeves:
i hate my nose i don’t need my nose no one needs a nose
harry disagrees.
voldemort can have my nose
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I CAN'T FIND MY PANTS
TIME TO PANIC