December 2011
HEHE HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'ALL
I KEEP TYPING BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO WHOEVER’S BORN TODAY YOUR MOM WAS MOANING WHILE PEOPLE WERE CHEERING WHOOHOO OKAY THAT’S INAPPROPRIATE HAPPY CELEBRATING!  DRIVE SAFE AND DON’T DIE OK YOU STILL GOT 12 MONTHS TO GO 
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“I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back.”
– Phillips Brooks (via jibber-ish)
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Thoughts During Swim Practice
Man it has been so long since I've been in the water! This feels great!
Glub glub! I'm friggin fish!
No! A shark! I'm a friggin' shark!
Oh yeah. Man, I'm doing so good! I'm the king of the pool!
Oh I just can't wait to be king! Nah nah-nah-nah nah-nah-nah-na!
Everybody look left! Every body look right!
Ah! Oh my god! Lane rope! Adjust! Adjust! OH MY GOD ONCOMING SWIMMERS! TOO FAR TOO FAR!
Ok. I'm alive! Ha! I'm alive! Woot! New rule- no more dancing to the song stuck in my head. I should be fine if I just follow that bit of advice....
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I miss my friends from school. I miss them a lot. I need to see their faces. Really bad I need to see their faces.
Siiiiiiigggggghhhhh~
Oh man. That sucked. That turn just totally sucked. And now I just goofed my pull out. Ewwww... my rhythm is all off. Ok. Ok. I can salvage this 100. Just because the 50 sucked doesn't mean the 100 has to. All I have to do is keep moving and it will work itself out. All I have to do is just keep swimming.
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Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, What do we do? We swim, swim, swim! Oh!
I'm gonna be a mighty king, like no one was before!
I've never seen a king before with quite so little hair
I'm gonna be the mane event, so enemies beware!
Oh I just can't wait to be king! Nah-nah-nah!!!!
Everybody look left!
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(And this pretty much repeats the entire time I'm in the water.... >.>; )
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new year's resolution
get out of my comfort zone.  oh geez this is harder than getting straight a’s. i am so comfortable in my comfort zone. so so comfortable. but i guess the only way i can accomplish the goals i want to accomplish is if i’m willing to suck it up. strangely it is easier to put myself out of my physical comfort zone despite my low tolerance for physical pain vs. mental or emotional. oh,...
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things are going really well for me right now. or actually idk maybe maybe not but i’ve been in such a good mood for so long despite certain things. i am happy and content because  i have goals and aspirations that i am working towards and i really do love planning things out and crossing things off my to-do lists and the best reward is feeling proud of myself after accomplishing a goal and...
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“Move out of your comfort zone. You can only grow if you are willing to feel...”
– Brian Tracy  (via 3amreal)
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I am eating cranberries and listening to Britney...
I am sure that cranberries were somehow on the do-not-eat list that I googled for foods after you’ve vomited  Yum  There is nobody to talk to! Alas. I shall study. 
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fuuuuuuuuuck being sick
fuckity fuckity fuck FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK i have absolutely no tolerance for physical pain at all FUCK 
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the...
punblr: Once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal.
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LOL
howie: eh taiwan china same thing
me: hey fuck you howie i'm educated now you really wanna argue about that?
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I like turtles because they're so chill. They...
i can see myself really getting to know a turtle. we have so much in common.
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In the year 3000
Music teacher: im going to teach you a traditional African chant
to the window
to the wall
til the sweat drips down my balls
all you bitches crawl
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Set Fire to the Rain
rawrlikead1no: …LOL.
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