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July 2011

sir 

Jul 31, 2011
#WHY DO YOU THINK PEOPLE KEEP TELLING YOU THAT I WEAR THE PANTS IN THE RELATIONSHIP

ma’am you have a pussy for a son 

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#PUSSY #YOU'RE A PUSSY #I GET YOUR MOM CAN BE SCARY SHIT DO YOU KNOW WHO I'M LIVING WITH RIGHT NOW #PUSSY
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I start swimming again tomorrow!

I have 23 days left, I believe 

:’) I’m excited 

Just 23 days left and I can go home! First thing I’m going to do is…

eat Chipotle. Seriously.

I miss it so much. more than some of the people there 

LOL JUST KIDDING but really I miss Chipotle and my computer, my computer god I can spend all day on it and no one gives a shit! 

well actually I probably won’t be spending all day on it anymore. I’ll spend one day on it to catch up on tv episodes and then back to studying! 

I’m really neat now. and organized. It’s weird. 

Jul 31, 2011
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YOU MAY PROCEED TO MAKE MAI BABIES NOW

actually it’s sad because I don’t want to watch the show anymore because how in the world are they going to move ahead with their relationship when this show basically just started so that means they’re either going to break up or get into a fight and break up or go through a bunch of shit and then get back together BUT I CAN’T WATCH IT

‘WE BELONG TOGETHER’ 

THEY BELONG TOGETHER DAMMIT WHERE’S THE PLOT GONNA GO NOW? 

Jul 29, 2011
LOL I KEEP REPLAYING THE SAME SCENE IN DOGS OF WAR

ALEK 

WHAT’S WRONG

YOU OKAY?

NO SIR 

HE’S NOT

CUZ YOU GUYS BELONG TOGETHER

LOL

GOD THE MUSIC IS SO PERFECT LOLOLOL I LOVE THIS SHOW 

Jul 29, 2011

This is how it goes for me every day. 

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hehe watching dogs of war jdkfljdgkdjfldkj hee ldkjfd;lgkjasldffkhehhe lfkdjga;lksdj;lkjg dude guys i only have like 16 minutes left could you please kiss already jesus 

Jul 28, 2011

confidentiality:

Oh, right because when I talk about how a girl who lost her virginity shouldn’t have it held against her like obviously means I’m not a virgin either.

Just like how I have opinions on abortion must mean that I’ve had one, too.

And how I’ve talked about divorces and plastic surgery MEANS I’VE HAD TO HAD THOSE TOO.

Y’ALL CATCHING ON YET?

jeesus.

Jul 28, 2011
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