January 2012
The other day I was waiting for the bus. It was running extremely late and I began to wonder where it could be.
Then it hit me.
HAHA!
- me: aw when people are nice
- : doesn't it just make you want to be nice to them
- benson: yea..?
- : that's kinda what they're hoping
- me: oh really
- : oh i see how that works
- benson: and then they make you fall asleep and eat your fingers
- me: you're really fucking weird you know that
- benson: do you think i should change your name?
- me: yes
- : i would like to be
- : wienerschnitzel
- benson: no
- me: ok
- : how about
- : fauntleroy
- benson: ok how about
- me: no no i like fauntleroy
- benson: LOBERTO PINYATA HUSSAIN
- me: .
- : the fuck
- benson: that's a kickass name
- me: that's a fuckin weird ass name
- : oh god don't name your kids
- : wow and i thought i was bad with names
tell me a joke i haven't heard before and i'll follow you c:
if i’m already following you
tell me a joke i haven’t heard before and i’ll unfollow you and follow you again
c:
Stupid ass plumbers working on our stupid ass plumbing cause this stupid ass house always has stupid ass issues so now I can’t take a FUCKING SHOWER
DAMNIT
how do you make a plumber cry?
you kill his family
