March 2012
i love it when teachers postpone test dates
February 2012
why do i do this to myself ok obviously i’ve lost all the self control i thought i gained over the past two years okay so i don’t have internet or a phone which are like the top distractions someone my age can have and what do i do i borrow a shitload of books and read them all for hours and finish them and i end up wasting time anyways oh lord
omfg
mom: when did SAT scores or GPA start to matter to you
me: jesus mom doesn't it matter to everyone around this age in this environment? it's like the thing you put on the name tag oh first and last name, SAT score, GPA, i mean i tell you that chris has a 4.8 GPA and a 2400 and you say wow good job i knew he could do it but you don't even ask how he's doing
mom: …so…how is he doing?
what happened to all the buttons
okay what the fuck i am this close to going ballistic
WatchHi guys, meet my pet chicken.
I named him Wiener. Short for Wienerschnitzel. It was that or Fauntleroy, and I think he looks more like a Wiener than a Fauntleroy, no?
Cute as fuck, I know.
(I’m aware that I look like shit but shhh it’s okay)
i have the best pet chicken in the whole entire...
whole
entire
world
smh family
mom: he got 2400? i knew he could do it
dad: yeah he's a good kid
mom: so did you contribute positively?
me: no -___-
dad: oh i know i bet it's cuz you left
me: no i don't think so can we not talk about this
jade: (whispers) it's because she dumped him
mom and dad: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ewrecktion:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
omfg the way some of these freshmen look at these juniors is sickening
sickening
and hilarious
sickarious
hilarening
where is my mom
mom i thought you wanted to skype
where are you mom
mom
fuck hormones omfg
MY AUNT BOUGHT POTATOES AND THAT MEANS POTATOES...
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SCORE
unfunnyurl:
It’s so strange to see people worried about what they have to keep, as if they believe that what they have is theirs to keep. As if they don’t begin to realize that they are bound to lose it all, as if they do not begin to understand their own mortality.
You cannot win, you cannot keep what you have, you are born into this world with nothing and when you die you will have nothing.
...
leonawchen:
I can’t stand when people underestimate my mom or depreciate the amount of work she does.
Honestly, you stay-at-home motherfuckers don’t even know what it’s like to be her. I know that the whole housekeeping and motherly parcel is a more extreme undertaking than people think, but she doesn’t do any less than you judgmental bitches in that aspect. She’s an amazing mother, a devoted...
NOW NOW, LET'S NOT FIGHT
LET’S JUST COMPARE YAMS
http://listverse.com/2010/09/23/10-words-that-cant-be-translated-to-english/
I’LL SAY HEY AND YOU’LL SAY BABY HOW’S YOUR DAY AND I’LL SAY CRAZY
omg it’s stuck in my head
omg why don’t we get sadies here
