April 2012
a hilarious joke
tanku:
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
mangooncrack:
i have just realized that peeta looks a lot like my much loathed french 3 teacher.
i have just scarred hunger games for myself
i am now unable to watch it.
DUDE I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT
THE ENTIRE TIME I’M SITTING THERE I’M JUST CRACKING PEENISS JOKES TO MYSELF AND THEN I’M LIKE
HOLY SHIT
IT’S GALES
OH GOD
March 2012
Watchi’m really worried
“If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort...”
– C.S. Lewis (via psych-quotes)
jsalvador:
tiredofthisshit:
eencrawford:
a blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair
omg this is so bad
THE BEST
Self Worth versus Self Esteem
onlinecounsellingcollege:
It’s very common to confuse these two terms or to think that they’re interchangeable. But they’re actually quite different, and not the same, at all.
Self Worth
The best way to understand self worth is to ask yourself how valuable you are, or how much you deserve to have something you prize (For example, a great relationship, expensive clothes, success at school or a...
Watchihopericksantorum:
“We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…”
LOL OH LORD
theatomicboom:
omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits
like district 1 are vegas dancers
and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator
and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video
district 4, well, it could be worse
case in point, see district 5
what the fuck district 6
district 7 and their origami
i’m so sorry district 8
is the boy tribute from 9...
invisibletardis:
Swagger
Je swagge Tu swagges Il swagge Nous swaggons Vous swaggez Ils swaggent
MIDTERMS ARE OVER!
midterms
i did fairly well, i think. only thing i have to worry about is algebra 2 because i did bomb one test and we only had three tests…but if i aced the final, i should be good. I FIGURED IT ALL OUT. if i either ace ap human geo (which is possible because i should have gotten a 100 on the final, which counts as two tests, which will greatly raise my test grade average, but i do need 3%...
Anonymous asked: you're ugly
CloudBreaker-Yves V (Basto Remix)
movies watched recently
Memento
Hanna
The Help
Your Highness
Puss in Boots
A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas
and probably a few more that I’ve forgotten to mention…
I looked up Memento and Hanna on Wikipedia, and I found out that they received very good ratings! Which is surprising, because normally all the movies I watch receive very shitty ratings. For example, Your Highness was a shit movie....
church: follow jesus
me: does he follow back?
church:
me:
church:
me: promo 4 promo?
confidentiality:
bitch you’ll never be better than me.
Anonymous asked: Alex Goot or Holden Nowell? u prolly know who this is... XD
it’s weird how it always feels so real while you’re in the relationship but once you’re out of it you’re not so sure anymore. sometimes i even tell myself while i’m in the relationship, “remember that you felt that this was real”, so after the relationship is over i don’t brush it off as another waste of time. and sometimes i do remember the notes...
On laziness,
leona-wchen:
I hate it when people attribute their failures to laziness, thinking that it makes them automatically less responsible for their inadequacies. When they receive a bad grade and excuse it with a “oh, I just bullshitted it”, I guess it makes them feel better to imply that it was the lack of effort that contributed to poor results. They think it suggests potential, despite a lack of...
0.11% away from an A
IT’S ALL ON YOU, FINAL
<3 BE GOOD TO ME
