instagrampa: instagrampa: I had to describe myself in three words on my USC application and I couldn’t think of a good third word so I just wrote “cat” and I planned on changing it but I forgot and sent it in. I did not get into USC.
ander-son: finnickerr: Come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence I am eight but I will soon benign
I’d be more of a morning person if I woke up next to you
i don’t even have time to tumblr or facebook or skype where is my time going oh right american pie i finished all the movies i just need to wait for reunion on another note, “hey cousin i seriously don’t like him anymore” “dude” “what” “it’s been a week what the fuck are you doing” on another note, my podcast for modern...
i kind of love christopher waltz
fonmasterguard: So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
after screwing around for two weeks not sleeping...
me: wow i'm so pissed at myself i'm never watching american pie again
-few hours later-
squattie: whatcha doing now
Eileen Wong: .
Eileen Wong: watching american pie
Eileen Wong: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Eileen Wong: there are 7 movies
squattie: i thought ur not watching it anymore.
Eileen Wong: but he's about to get laid
highly eventful day
on another note i now know what 溫泉蛋 tastes like and who owns fucking buses wow
AMERICAN PIE BAND CAMP IS SO FUCKING CUTE
HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT MAYBE IT’S JUST BEEN TOO LONG SINCE I’VE WATCHED A GOOD CHICK FLICK BUT JESUS CHRIST THEY ARE SO FUCKING CUTE
confidentiality: can we start over
: ey austin what APs are you taking
: AP lovemaking. but i got kicked out because they said i'm too good.
obesealpaca: When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know Those fries could be salted with tears
videohall: Slinky is trying so hard
IT’S GETTING REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING i am this close to blowing up i hate your passive aggressive subtle under the table shit fuck you
me: i have a bruise
me: i'm going to name you Lee
me: Bruise Lee