if i was a developer on tumblr i would fuck with people so much i would add a feature where everyone who has ever sent themselves an anon gets a badge on their blog saying “i sent myself anons” and there is no way to get rid of it
(via confidentiality)
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(Source: suomibeta, via confidentiality)
when i turn 69 im just going to be laughing all year
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Eileen Wong gives me the best relationship advice by telling me not to listen to relationship advice
<3
i am intensely relieved that it is june but on the other hand lots of decisions to make AND MY COUSIN IS GRADUATING OH MY GOD WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Anonymous asked: You bring to my mind desert winds and simplicity. Why is that?
i dunno maybe this is some sort of hidden insult where you say my jokes are as dry as the desert winds and my brain is full of simplicity
you’re a hypocrite and i’m okay with that until it fucks up my future. i despise you.
(via katiechang)
I would kill to wear this to prom