what did one lawyer say to the other?

Jun 03

methlabrador:

if i was a developer on tumblr i would fuck with people so much i would add a feature where everyone who has ever sent themselves an anon gets a badge on their blog saying “i sent myself anons” and there is no way to get rid of it 

(via confidentiality)

(via confidentiality)

(Source: suomibeta, via confidentiality)

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

when i turn 69 im just going to be laughing all year

(via confidentiality)

Jun 02

confidentiality:

Eileen Wong gives me the best relationship advice by telling me not to listen to relationship advice

<3 

i am intensely relieved that it is june but on the other hand lots of decisions to make AND MY COUSIN IS GRADUATING OH MY GOD WHAT AM I GOING TO DO 

Anonymous asked: You bring to my mind desert winds and simplicity. Why is that?

i dunno maybe this is some sort of hidden insult where you say my jokes are as dry as the desert winds and my brain is full of simplicity 

Jun 01

you’re a hypocrite and i’m okay with that until it fucks up my future. i despise you. 

May 31

(via katiechang)

confidentiality:

I would kill to wear this to prom

confidentiality:

I would kill to wear this to prom