I saw your name and had to do it. || What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? | Make me one with everything. | The master pays for the $3 hot dog with a $20 and wait for the change— “Don’t you owe me some change?” | “No, change must come from within.”

Anonymous asked: I saw your name and had to do it. || What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? | Make me one with everything. | The master pays for the $3 hot dog with a $20 and wait for the change-- "Don't you owe me some change?" | "No, change must come from within."
LOL I HAVEN’T HEARD THIS ONE LOL

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